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Ear Wax
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Ear Wax…


 


Too much and one cannot hear,


Too little is the amount we would like to adhere,


Too much and your balance could then suffer,


With it your hearing does become quite tougher…


 


One cannot focus on it and make it leave,


Earwax being for me my pet peeve,


Although from this poem you may have this did already perceive,


Earwax unlike snot you cannot just wipe off on your sleeve…


 


Though many have tried, earwax is hear to stay,


Very little we do can make it just flow away,


Drops can loosen it up, I don’t want to your fears allay,


Because without fear of being dizzy,


You won’t realize when you are in auditory disarray…


        © ed ~ 3/29/05


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Ear Wax"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 30, 2005
Beeewaxed my friend....a tongue in a bitter ear not very Uplifting nor glamorousisisis phew!!

Love Stinky Whacky Waxy Me Tinky

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on March 30, 2005
Say what lol dang ear wax...
where's the cotton swabs.
LOL.Ed's New Jersey Bee's Wax

Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on March 30, 2005
i hera ya' pal. barely.
TX

Reviewed by Michelle Mills
Reviewed on March 30, 2005
Oh Ed...ew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Ed Kostro! double EW!!!!! Michelle

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 30, 2005
If you have an over abundance of it, Ed, try bottling it, and setting out a table outside your motor home with the jars labeled 'Authentic New Jersey Bee's Wax.' Tourists will buy anything!


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