You never know what you might pick up when you’ve had too much puppy chow…

Boy did I tie one on last night,

The puppy chow bag was filled to the rim,

But now, after I got through with it,

There is little left to eat, what a sin,

But the worst part of this CATastrophe,

Is who I awoke with this morning,

A kitten and I were cuddled together, much to my chagrin…

Oh what did I do last night?

Oh god, please tell me I didn’t with this feline make whoopee,

For if I did I must say to you and my fellow dogs, oopsie,

I ate too much, and drank very little,

And look at what I slept with, oh god what a plight…

What am I to do?

Better this would be if I did it with animals in a zoo,

The cat does seem as if this for her is nothing new,

Such a slut she is, she acts as if what we did is not taboo…

        © ed ~ 4/3/05