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SEX
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A GOLDEN OLDIE, WORTH REPOSTING/REPEATING...!
Not hungry, Not homeless, Will work for SEX! � ed ~ 4/3/05

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Reviewed by Dave Harm

Reviewed on April 9, 2005

I can just picture you in front of a K-Mart or Wal-Mart... little old ladies riding back and forth

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on April 9, 2005

Ok, I have some windows I can't see out of and would you mind taking out the trash? Also, the bathroom mirror could use some Windex... oh, and the floors are sticky. See those 14 pans soaking? Nevermind the smell... use the scrubber and here's a face mask for the stinky ones.

Oops... it's just a poem, right? em... hmmmm... Nevermind!! (grin) katy xox

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on April 6, 2005

Ed,

LOL--where's Rene when you need her?? Please tell me you're still together.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on April 4, 2005

Good boy!!

Bad attitude!!

;p!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Sue Hess

Reviewed on April 3, 2005

how could i pass up a title like that...and the message....do you have to work online for online sex?

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Reviewed on April 3, 2005

Okay and this gave me a smile.

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on April 3, 2005

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..............................ha

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on April 3, 2005

The sign of my life.

Ron

Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

Reviewed on April 3, 2005

Funny Ed. Made me laugh right away. Thanks for the laugh! G

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