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Bowel Fixation
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Thank you Eileen for the inspiration for this...

Bowel Fixation…


 


Yes I may be fixated on the bowels,


At least though I do know how to use my vowels,


I really must do my laundry and wash my towels,


Otherwise my backside will smell most foul…


 


We all must have something to think about most permanent,


So I do keep in my head all that has to do with poop,


My reason for this is that I have little brainpower,


No sense do I have to be in any way determinant,


I am part and parcel of a very small but wayward group…


 


But if I do to you speak too much of the butt,


It is only because I love it so,


It is my own personal vertical smile,


Having it all we do, sorry if in some way you find it vile,


I guess in the long run I am just an ANAL-PHYLE…


          © ed ~ 4/16/05


 


 


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 Reviews of "Bowel Fixation"
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on April 17, 2005
You MUST know the expression "shit for brains"... LOL.

Actually, EM, I found this to be top-to bottom, side-to-side and (most importantly) thought-for-thought, immensely clever... entertaining... and instantly grin-provoking!

Translation of all this word tedium? HILARIOUS! katy xox

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on April 16, 2005
LOL cute write.

Reviewed by Danielle Mundy
Reviewed on April 16, 2005
geez..what is it with men and butts??? LOL only you, Ed hehe

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on April 16, 2005
This one really 'rect-em

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 16, 2005
Well Ed the Anal phile
if your butt is yout smile
and your bowel a fixation
get yourself a playstation
you'll be right in style...;-)hehehe LOL

hi rufuz arf arf;-)

Eileen

Reviewed by D May (Reader)
Reviewed on April 16, 2005
Ewww Ed...only you, only you. : )

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on April 16, 2005
LOL Ed, your priceless...nice one geezer, you know how to make people smile a rare gift my friend.

Paul;-]

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 16, 2005
Hahahahaha you are one of a kind...the best kind...poooper or not!!

love you Scooops full!!

Love Tinka

Ps; And RUFUZ!!

Reviewed by Michelle Mills
Reviewed on April 16, 2005
Ed, you are one in a million. Only you would write about bowel function!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha ha!!!!!!! ROFL!!!! Michelle


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