Energizer Bunny Arrested…Charged with Battery…

He does not carry that drum for nothing,

That stick to beat the drum as well a weapon,

With those batteries he is quite fast,

So much he has done, so many he has harassed…

So cute he does look when he does you pass,

Little do you know how little he has of real class,

His internals are made of plastic and brass,

He is just out there to make you smile and kiss your ***…

He is the cuddly little energizer bunny,

Charged with battery he was, this is nothing funny,

More he does make than you and I of money,

His fake tears in court are oh so runny…

Better to slip him some dollar store batteries,

Let him run down and die a slow death,

So many has he attacked with that drum pounding stick,

Or just like in football we should maybe just give him a field goal kick…

          © ed ~ 4/19/05