Morning Dig…

They come out best in chunks,

The size they are almost of tree trunks,

So many who do it are mostly drunks,

One thing I could do well, never would I flunk…

Best to use the pinky,

Better to wash first or it be stinky,

Could call this action a bit kinky,

Better than snacking on a Twinkie…

No cost but a few drops of blood,

Sometimes though it comes out in a flood,

Surely though I do not consider myself a stud,

Especially when I do the morning dig,

Okay so I may look when doing so like a pig…

Seems to relax, taking off the stress,

Causing those that do little distress,

Tried I have to end this habit without success,

Try to do so when around people with finesse…

            © ed ~ 4/20/05