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Girth Day
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Inspired by Katy Walsvik and her newest write "earth day"...

Girth Day…


 


Most women like girth,


More so than liking length,


It does not matter that of little swimmers there is sometimes a dearth,


More fun to do so when travelling and in a single berth,


Done so and loved to eventually create a birth,


Herein I find I just want to arouse just a little mirth…


 


Like a sausage,


That’s what they say is right,


Long, pliable and thick,


Is the way they like their dick,


Yep, that’s what chicks do say does the trick…


 


So if you’re small,


Don’t let that worry you,


Maybe the god’s will you recall,


Don’t feel blue,


Just give what you can,


It’s all you can do…


          © ed ~ 4/22/05


 


 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Girth Day"
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on April 22, 2005
Well I remember the story about the guy who had a one inch penis and when asked who he aimed to satisfy he answered me> Funny Ed.

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on April 22, 2005
Well, pencil dick is no fun. ;-) ROFL. You're a riot and so daring. ~~Nordette

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on April 22, 2005
It must male genitalia week, this week hey Ed? I mean we've had washed up whale week, botty burp week, and now willy week...tidy! I'm looking forward to more bodily functional prose coming soon from your funny pen...nice one, you da man lol.

Paul;-]

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 22, 2005
So tru so very true!!

Only what you got...if that is your best!!

Love Tinka


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