Leak Sprung…
Soda, coffee and milk,
Anything of this ilk,
For me does make me pee,
Seeds in the ground I should plant,
And in the end I could grow me a tree…
Several times at night,
My sleep disturbed, it ain’t right,
Need do I an attached toilet tube,
Installing it will require some lube…
The dog does go twelve or more hours,
Me, I can only make it four or maybe a bit more,
Sitting in traffic could be a problem,
With my bladder then I would have to develop a rapport…
© ed ~ 4/23/05
All blown Up...like a waterballoon!!
Love Tinka
Cute write, Ed.
I can only hold two hours at a time at night
4 hours in the day time, if I am sitting down
Once I get up, I have to run.
Great informative write,
ever heard of a Texas condom?
William .......Peace Brother
Take care,
Sherry
Eileen
TMI!!!!!!!!! LOL
Hmmmmmmmmmm...'tis a puzzlement.
Let me ask, are you thirsty all the time? Are you losing weight and don't know why? You might need to see if you're diabetic. Also could mean an overactive bladder (NO KIDDING, he says). (I'm not a doctor, and do NOT play one on TV--these were symptoms my mother had when diagnosed with diabetes.)
I'm worried about you, kiddo--take care of yourself
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)