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Leak Sprung
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Leak Sprung…


 


Soda, coffee and milk,


Anything of this ilk,


For me does make me pee,


Seeds in the ground I should plant,


And in the end I could grow me a tree…


 


Several times at night,


My sleep disturbed, it ain’t right,


Need do I an attached toilet tube,


Installing it will require some lube…


 


The dog does go twelve or more hours,


Me, I can only make it four or maybe a bit more,


Sitting in traffic could be a problem,


With my bladder then I would have to develop a rapport…


          © ed ~ 4/23/05


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 Reviews of "Leak Sprung"
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on April 24, 2005
Ever heard of a cathater? I hear you can get them in lovely pastel colors that change with the color of the contents. I might be kidding. katy xox

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 24, 2005
Just don't hold it back....you will get a bubble in your nose!!

All blown Up...like a waterballoon!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Anniemoh Ohio
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Hmmm...appears to be a lot of members with similar problems out here judging by your reviews! You've opened a can of worms! (Just don't drink it - you'll need to go even more!)
Cute write, Ed.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
yep! know where you coming from my firend
I can only hold two hours at a time at night
4 hours in the day time, if I am sitting down
Once I get up, I have to run.
Great informative write,
ever heard of a Texas condom?

William .......Peace Brother

Reviewed by Danielle Mundy
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
hmmm...might see about putting in a catheter when you go to bed hehe then all you have to do is dump the pee-bag in the morning. Seriously though, get checked for diabetes...my Dad had these symptoms for years and FINALLY went to the doctor and got diagnosed with it.

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Oh my that is what over the hill feels like. I get up often too and it is because of a problem that I had before with having a kidney taken out. But at least it is still functioning.

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
well, you certainly don't have a shy bladder ;)

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
LOL I can certainly relate to this one, Ed. I drink so much water that if I don't make myself stop with all liquids around 4pm, I will be up several times during the night. Make sure you get checked for diabetes next time you are at the doctor...it could be a symptom and perhaps not, too...just good to give the doc the info.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Hope you find an answer.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Your age is showing Ed! better start carrying a urinal with you;-) heheepeehee;-)

Eileen

Reviewed on April 23, 2005
Ed,

TMI!!!!!!!!! LOL

Hmmmmmmmmmm...'tis a puzzlement.

Let me ask, are you thirsty all the time? Are you losing weight and don't know why? You might need to see if you're diabetic. Also could mean an overactive bladder (NO KIDDING, he says). (I'm not a doctor, and do NOT play one on TV--these were symptoms my mother had when diagnosed with diabetes.)

I'm worried about you, kiddo--take care of yourself

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)


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