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Busted
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Busted…


 


Now we know,


Where Bush and Cheney do go,


The red light district in DC,


Isn’t that near the circle DuPont?


They do so quite nonchalant…


 


Hey they don’t look bad for their age,


Must be because of the wars they wage,


I would think that both Mrs.’ would be in a rage,


You don’t think, with their stance on gays & marriage,


That these two boys could be in anyway engaged…?


 


Their hands on each other’s butts,


During the new conferences when they stand so close,


They both are really quite the sluts,


Maybe that is the reason they are both so morose,


I think it was Cheney that said he liked the best, the Presidents nuts…


          © ed ~ 4/24/05


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Reviewed on April 24, 2005
ED, picking on the presidents huh, Cheney couldn't handle it, he'd have a poke I mean stroke. oh, internal ED, all that love stuff I write is hard as hell to do. I was with my inlaws and family this weekend and I manage to practice what I preach. But it was hard hugging my crazy sister in law. I tried not too. but my wife told me to hug her. How do you hug some one who won't pay you back your money? gee but i did. G

Reviewed by Alexandre Arnau
Reviewed on April 24, 2005
you are a nasty little dude...did you have to give a visual aide, too?
lmfao....%) -A.

Reviewed by Michelle Mills
Reviewed on April 24, 2005
I never knew Dubya was so buff Ed! Cheney still gives me the willies though. Ew. Even with his head transposed on a better naked body than the one he presently has, DOUBLE EW. Funny stuff! HA HA! Michelle

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on April 24, 2005
ROFLMAO Ed strikes again...Nice one

Paul;-]

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on April 24, 2005
Down right irreverent and quite funny, Ed. Got a grin outta me this morning.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 24, 2005
Hehehehehehe....you-you-you- are beyond believe!!

I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv old Bushies chestabatalooking hmmmmmmm hairy chest...quite NICE!!

What have you been eating again....beeing Nutzzzzz???

Love Tinka


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