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Twenty year reunion
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Twenty-year reunion…


 


Twenty years of fat,


Can’t take away any of that,


In their jobs they must’ve sat,


Yeah I know this poem is tasteless by virtue of tat…


 


Twenty year later,


These women all need a deflator,


None did to the reunion arrive as a skater,


They are bigger now than was the plan of their creator…


 


Twenty years ago,


Boy did they have bodies to show,


That creator previously spoken of, surely on them did bestow,


Who would have thought, now, when piled together they would form a plateau…?


 


Twenty years hence,


They all could jump over a fence,


Now they can barely squeeze under, as they are so immense,


Hope you do not with this poem take offense…


          © ed ~ 4/24/05


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Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on April 25, 2005
Hey my cousin got back from her fifty year reunion. She still has it but as Tinka said now is our chance for the pictures of the male body or what is to represent the male body I suppose? Hehe good write.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 24, 2005
Okay now we need a male belly-shot after 20 years...!!

After many years.... and mens bad choice in food...and beer...I guess any woman behind would just look fine...no matter the years gone by!!

Love Tinka


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