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A Rejected Reject I Sometimes Be
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Odd, but what else is new...?
A Rejected Reject I Sometimes Be… Cause for you to feel pity, Cause for me to feel shitty, Rejected I do be, A reject I found I was, see? Injected is what I want to be… I am a reject with a peculiar intellect, I am a reject or did you already suspect, I am a reject and please, I do not mean for myself any disrespect, But as a reject I am the best, yes the most perfect… This poem did come to me, Under the guise of a joke, The joke was at my expense, I understood it and took no offense, I won’t tell you of its content, I would rather keep you in suspense… © ed ~ 4/28/05

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Reviewed by A PAX

Reviewed on April 29, 2005

i see myself in loads of circumstances like that..........
i love to have a laugh at me at my own expense
who better!
lol
pax A
i get this!!!

Reviewed by Roger Ochs

Reviewed on April 29, 2005

Life is what we we do when we are rejected, dejected, ejected and injected.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on April 29, 2005

Okay in suspense I AM!!

And I thought friends has no secrets....lol!!

With the greatest respect...I say this one I will just eccept as a joke!...okayyyy!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kate Burnside

Reviewed on April 29, 2005

What I want to know is by whose standards are the most of us "alternative"-types "rejects"?! And who would want to be the "Grade A List Normals" anyway?! Uniqueness is to be cherished and most highly esteemed... but I also understand the self-knocking humour thing, Ed. So often I seem to come across to people as "worried" when I am just having a hearty joke, as you say, at my own expense. Not taking oneself too seriously is a personal quality that is, in certain quarters of mainstream life, sadly lacking, it seems to me. Good job I make myself laugh, I think... even if everyone else is highly unamused!! Perhaps we are our own best company: at least we can never be bored - even if others find us peculiar and boring. Hey, I must be on my favourite topic here: ME!! Yet another self-knock, right?! :)) And thanks for the solidarity over Joshua... perhaps the reason I am laughing and blocking today; just unbelievable and I, too, am sorry for YOUR loss. WTG, Ed. We'll raise our glasses in a toast to him if we ever meet face to face, OK?! Kate xx

Reviewed by Henry Stevens

Reviewed on April 29, 2005

Clever, as always. Entertaining use of words. Henry

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson

Reviewed on April 28, 2005

Ed, that truck has already been loaded, and the tank is full. I am ready for lift off...so reject not the rejectee.

Allen

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