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JUNK
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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             JUNK…


 


On my computer table is junk,


On any flat surface is junk,


My shelves also filled with junk,


My files are all just as well so much junk,


Bet you might think that this is all so much bunk…?


 


Junk is my life,


Junk brings strife,


Can’t clean it for I don’t want to lose it,


Can’t keep it for I have no more room to use for it…


 


What to do with all this junk,


Papers and books and clothing and toys,


Hair on the floor, hair on my head,


Junk in my shed, junk on my bed…


 


I have accumulated more junk since living in this trailer,


I feel like for all of it an underpaid jailer,


For all the junk I could use a semi-trailer,


Glad I am not a tailor, for I would then have more junk,


I should move onto a boat and accumulate it there,


But then instead of a jailer I could be a  sailor of a junk...


 


                JUNK…


        © ed 4/29/05


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "JUNK"
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on April 30, 2005
Mess expands to fill the available space.

Reviewed by Mary Quire
Reviewed on April 30, 2005
Cute one, Ed. I think I have become the queen of junk here as well. You know what they so, though, one's man's junk is another one's treasure.

M.Rose

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 29, 2005
Hahaha...now with this I can relate....lol...put it in a clip file I have about 20 of those filled already but keep on piling them up nect to me on the floor...and I am not even talking about the misprints I do trying to put a book together...geeez that needs more brains I guess. And the "Munchies" the empty sweetie papers...and chipdips waiting to be eaten by the rats.....lol!!
This is just the computer corner...the rest well thats toooooooo much to pen down...one word...chaos...not by my laziness...but kids and dogs and cats....and a husband to push it overboard...lol!!
Madhouse in the calmest way I can explain it!!
SHIT!!!
Tome to strike a match or ten....but springcleaning.....nope to early in the morning for that!!!!

love Tinka

Reviewed by Alexandre Arnau
Reviewed on April 29, 2005
there's always...yard sales.

-A.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 29, 2005
Hey bro. I can relate. My house is almost empty and still, there's junk. I hate clutter. Watch "Matchstick Men" with Nicolas Cage, if you haven't already. He's me except I'm not quite as bad. Love this. Love and peace to you and to Rufuz. Regis


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