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Driving on the wrong side of the road
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Gotta watch out for those English drivers...;)


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Driving on the wrong side of the road…J


 


See what can occur,


When driving in England without a chauffeur,


If a driving manual from the states they did to refer,


These kinds of accidents would not all the time recur…J


 


So cute the little towns of Great Britain,


Of this country I have become quite smitten,


Don’t tell me the above driver did try to avoid a kitten,


It was just that he drove on the wrong side of the road,


By the “wrong way bug” he must have been bitten…L


 


No longer is his Bimmer worth too much,


With his insurance company he is now in dutch,


He said he got his shoelace stuck on the clutch,


Now he must walk with a limp or resort to a crutch…J


         


The moral herein states,


To keep down your insurance rates,


One must learn to drive only on the straights,


For corners on the wrong side of the road,


Can bring on the most hazardous of fates…J


          © ed ~ 4/30/05  


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 Reviews of "Driving on the wrong side of the road"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 1, 2005
Wrong way, no way. Is that my brother's Z3 I see? Like they say, Shit Happens.

Ron

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on April 30, 2005
But Ed, you should handle crazy drivers just fine. You live in Jersey. :-) Your pen made me grin. ~~Nordette

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on April 30, 2005
Great message, Ed. I hate those wrong way drivers. I live between two one way streets, and I am always startled when I see someone coming head-on at me while they are going the wrong way on a one-way
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on April 30, 2005
Per Roger down there, Madison now has 'roundabouts' too... and I echo his sentiments: 'damn them!'

Hey, Eddie M, this is really lively, fab rhyming and rhythm you got here. A treat, indeed. Your morality thrust is handled with panache and a delivery worth reading twice, at least... so I did! (grin) You get better by the day, I swear! katy xox

p.s. Hmmmm... you were once a guy on a boat... now a skeleton? Jaysus, have I been away THAT long? Good grief! better email me so I know to relax... (how's that for soliciting mail? hehe) Take care...


Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on April 30, 2005
I bet it would take a lot of getting use to over there in England.
Have a slendid day old chap Ed.........

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on April 30, 2005
England's "round-abouts" and New England's "rotories" - damn them both.

Reviewed by Reginald Birch (Reader)
Reviewed on April 30, 2005
Just parked up after to long a visit to the village pub.

Reg

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 30, 2005
Keep left pass right...never over-ride in overdrive...lol!!

Keep safe!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on April 30, 2005
fun but sobering write, ed; well done! but those wrong way drivers are nothing to mess with; it happens here in the states, too, more than you may realize, just be careful is all i ask!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :(


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