Spam is a scam or is it the other way around…?

I receive little spam,

By computer anyway,

I eat it when I can find it,

Though it certainly tastes like sh**…

Spammers are vermin,

Most likely they are also German,

Can never catch them after sending,

Supposedly the government is quite determined…

I care little for emailed spam,

Would though eat a ham cooked in Pam,

The same stuff I use on my chrome in winter,

To keep it from rusting from salt,

So as you can see from this writing,

I don’t much really for spam give a damn…

So is there a moral for this poem on spam?

I guess that it is just so much a scam,

Leave it alone; don’t open up an attachment,

Avoid all involvement, remaining your own personal detachment…

          © ed ~ 5/1/05