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The right hand knows not whom the left hand is wooing
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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The right hand knows not whom the left hand is wooing…


 


One hand on the self,


The right as the left is playing with the elf,


The right is in orgasm creation,


The left is running into a great deal of frustration…


 


Can’t without the third leg do any screwing,


He has to participate but for now doesn’t rise to the occasion,


Writing it down like this could be his undoing,


He is slowly rising, that’s right he is accruing…


 


The right hand does work to excite,


While the left watches in delight,


Sometimes the left gets its chance,


Takes a lot it seems for the self, his fire to ignite…


 


With the fire lit,


No longer can the left stop,


He has gotten the self to commit,


Now it takes little to make the third leg stand up and spit…


       © ed ~ 5/4/05


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 Reviews of "The right hand knows not whom the left hand is wooing"
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on May 4, 2005
Oh you are bad Ed but you do so make me laugh.

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on May 4, 2005
When I awoke this morning, I looked at my hand and said,"Damn, you were good last night." The hand replied (in ASL), "Wait until you see what Ed has to say."

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on May 4, 2005
I could pretend I dont' understand this so any male reviewers will think I'm pure as the driven snow, but considering I grew up in New Orleans and now live in Jersey, who would buy that? I like your grit and wit, Ed. ~~Nordette

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on May 4, 2005
stand up and take a bow ed

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 4, 2005
Oh boy...this is so thought provoking it boggles the eyes and it drips of the page...lol!!

Haunting picture thoough!!

Love Tinka


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