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Cellular Growth
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Cellular Growth…?


 


Older & older I do get,


On a cellular level I do fret,


Seems each & everyday another cell does make a threat,


To end it all by jumping into my stomach of acid, you can bet…


 


The only part of me that does seem to anymore grow,


Is my stomach, my gut when food and drink does flow,


My gut getting bigger than even does my butt,


Hate to, really, throw at you this tale of woe…


 


Not much else one can say,


The more I do in the month of May weigh,


The more I do feel just a bit of dismay,


I just wish that my humor was enough to you slay…


        © ed ~ 5/14/05


 


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 Reviews of "Cellular Growth"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on May 14, 2005
No matter the woes, you always seem to keep your sense of humor, Ed. That's a saving grace that I find very hard to discover these days. Thank you. Love and peace to you. Regis

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on May 14, 2005
Cheer up, Eddie M... I found a new way to tickle myself. I just go and visit with the little guy on your bio page... we have a rapport, dontcha know! Hmmmm... as far as 'slaying' us, em... biblically speaking, we'd all be DEAD! Harrumph! katy xox

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 14, 2005
Oh that's a 50 thingy Edity....you can never let a vintage model be parked in the sunlight....it must be UNDERCOVER all the time seee!!!

So smile and be happy!!

Love Tinky

Reviewed by Danielle Mundy
Reviewed on May 14, 2005
:) poor Ed..avoid the munchies when having "herbal refreshment" ;) And no matter how big you get, we'll always love ya!!!! Hugs from Ohio, Danielle

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 14, 2005
50 Plus - and the gut just gets bigger,
Now you have The Senior Citizen Figure!

Reviewed on May 14, 2005
right with you buddy, I feel the same way, you put it in words. This eating thing along with old age takes some getting use too. Anyway I got something that you might find amusing. I was trying to make it home from work one evening. I got so tired I had to pull over and take a nap, anyway I started dreaming. These two angels showed up and told me I wasn't going to make it home alive this day. One of them was you. The other I didn't recognize. I called my wife after I woke up and told her what happen. She told me to hurry up and get my butt home. For about a minute or two I was afraid to crank my car up in fear. Then after I fully awake, I told myself the heck with those angels, "come and get me." I never been much of a chicken. I drove myself on home but at every intersection my eyes bulged, hehe. Got to laugh on that. Here I sat still alive Ed, maybe you'll get me the next time


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