Puny bone…(fer Katy’s challenge)

Katy did ask,

For funny bones,

Making here no bones,

I know not how to be funny,

But I do have this bone that is quite puny…

Small it is and attached,

For the most part I think it is thatched,

Hair does hold it together,

With two friends that look as if they were hatched…

Anyway, this bone, while it may look quite funny,

Is altogether quite puny,

Small is an understatement,

The size does me quite torment,

Oh woe is me, I do hereby lament…

The lower part of my mirror,

I have blacked out, don’t want it clearer,

Have grown my gut, so no longer will I see it,

Try I do not to allow it to get to anyone nearer…

If you do as well have a bone that is puny,

Just turn around and show your mooney,

Some may say that both Katy and I are looney,

Better that than to be an orthodox sunni…

        © ed ~ 5/15/05