Inundated…

Black flies we got climbing our screens,

Coming out of our butts making us scream,

Never have we seen so many,

If I had for each of them a penny,

A great deal of copper I would have a’ plenty…

I have one in particular,

Seems he does have big balls, yes testicular,

Flies right up to me and lands on my hands,

Daring me to swat at him with my real estate book, yes for sale lands…

I think I will just for now, name him,

He is becoming part of our little family,

I cannot swat him fast enough,

Him being so fast on the fly,

Perhaps to catch him I should use some left over chili…

          © ed ~ 5/15/05