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Where the term Butt Head came from
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Almost self-explanatory...


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Where the term Butt Head came from…


 


Do I need to explain?


How does he retain?


That position so insane,


Tried to get it out he did in vain…


 


Look at it this way,


Never does he need more than pants,


No shirts and especially no hats,


For all intents and purposes that’s where that’s at…


 


His wife did divorce him,


In a sideshow he does now exist,


Just near the fat lady with the beard,


He thinks in a museum he is revered,


No one has the heart to tell him, for even in a circus he is quite weird…


          © ed ~ 5/18/05


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 Reviews of "Where the term Butt Head came from"
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 19, 2005
This guy would make an excellent mate for Tinka's 'Titti-Monster' Lady!

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on May 18, 2005
Gawd almighty!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 18, 2005
Now this is a TRUE STINKY..lol!!

Wow....!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on May 18, 2005
LOL Ed hehehe wonder how Beavis got his name lol...I need tee-pi for my bung hole lol.

Paul;-}

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on May 18, 2005
OWE!!!! Why would he want to? The things people do! LOL.

Reviewed on May 18, 2005
now the question remains: how in the HECK is he going to get out of THAT one?? OUCH! LOL

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on May 18, 2005
i think i've spent a good deal of my life in exactly that position, it isn't comfortable, let me tell you


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