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Three short thoughts
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Three short thoughts…


 


It takes two to eat a mango…


 


Two does it take to scarf down a mango,


A smooth skinned fruit with a large hairy seed,


No way my stomach of hair does it need,



Perhaps to do so would be best while dancing a tango…


 


 


Washing your pot will never you soil…


 


Grown from a seed,


To fulfill some of man’s greed,


Don’t let me of you mislead,


To smoke of the weed,


Your head for a high does it feed…



 


 


Fake a stroll on the mild side…


 


Don’t really want to walk,


Would rather sit here and write than even talk,


No philosopher do I be nor a virologist like Salk,


Perhaps if I did as a child eat more chalk,


Should have just been born in the family of the hawk…


          © ed ~ 5/18/05


 


 


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 Reviews of "Three short thoughts"
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on May 19, 2005
Or is it three thought shorts?

Mango's, Heairy! I never noticed, was too busy woofing them down, ( no pun intended lol.

Im still around ED, just in a serious lull right now.
Love n hugs
Ch'erie

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on May 19, 2005
Everytime I have a short thought it is a fantasy with a nymphomaniacal pygmy.

Reviewed on May 19, 2005
These were so cute Ed, very nice to read this morning!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 19, 2005
Fascinating! And even more fascinating would be you and Rufuz, taking a walk on the wild side, eating mangoes, while doing a Tango together! I would pay to see that!!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 18, 2005
Okay by eating a mango...you get high...and fly like a

hawk....interesting thoughts me thoughts!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on May 18, 2005
perhaps eating more mangos will do the trick


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