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Friends, Writers, Poets & fellow comedians, I send you apologies…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Under humor as what can one do but laugh...?

Friends, Writers, Poets & fellow comedians, I send you apologies…


 


I have what they call a growth,


At the edge of my brain,


Where my spine does attach,


It has made writing and reviewing quite of late a strain…


 


So apologize I must,


For the lack of reviews I have put forth,


My brain after working all day does feel it is covered in dust,


What sense I did have in the past, if any, seems to have gone north…


 


So till the medications do put it down,


Make it go away and not appear so round,


My ability to write both poetry and reviews,


May not be so, if I had ever done so, profound…


 


So please, my friends and compatriots of the written word,


If I do repeat myself and act like a nerd,


Please to understand and not think I am as usual absurd,


Like I may have been before this problem did occur,


You will all be in my thoughts,


Even though to a degree my memory may be just a bit blurred…


          © “who am I again…?” 5.19.2005


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 Reviews of "Friends, Writers, Poets & fellow comedians, I send you apologies…"
Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)
Reviewed on May 27, 2005
You've got nothing to apologize for, there's no point in making sense anymore. Not much in life does. And as far as repeating yourself, you've got nothing to apologize for.

Bob H

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on May 22, 2005
Steady Eddy as she goes, bro. Love and peace. Regis

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on May 21, 2005
Ahhhhhh, Eddie M... since I take great pleasure in reading you in all your guises and your rhyming quips, if you should repeat yourself, I will simply enjoy a good thing again. Not to worry. (smile) You just do what you must to bash the bump... you know where to find me. katy xox

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on May 21, 2005
Oh Ed this is a classic, never apologize for having a senior moment LOL, who in this cluttered up noisy world dosent??

Love n hugs
Ch'erie, Duchess, Sylvester :)

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 20, 2005
The message was blurred, not to mention absurd (so I won't) to this nerd. So, get 'em to cut the ugly sucker out so that you can get well and return to your usual.

Ron

Reviewed on May 20, 2005
Ed,

No need to apologize, as Karen has said--just stay looking to the positive side! You are always in my thoughts and prayers.

((((HUGS)))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed on May 20, 2005
no need to apologize, eddie...stay the sweet, funny, loveable self you are! well done! :)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 20, 2005
If I do repeat myself and act like a nerd,
Please to understand and not think I am as usual absurd,

Why change a good thing??!!

But seriously, you never need to apologize to us, Ed - just be who you are, and do what you need to do.

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Reviewed on May 20, 2005
Ed,
You will be in my every prayer..Hug Rufuz, and get some rest.

Lisa

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on May 19, 2005
Humor is the best medication. Prayers and light sent to you my friend. Ditto Rufuz take care of your dad!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 19, 2005
No matter in what form style or ball it comes across...keep them coming boss...and if you do not remember to toss a word...know that you are not so absurd...just a little blurred!!

Keep the faith and the humor....and you will be just A-Okay!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 19, 2005
Ed I'm glad you're making light of it, and I will continue to keep you in prayer...I know the meds will work because you have the kind of brain that meds love;-)woof woof Rufuz. take care of dad!
Excellent poem for the topic!;-)

Love,
Eileen


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