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Be all you can be
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Someone said I am dangerous with a pic...you ain't seen nothing yet...LOL!


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Be all you can be…


 


We are truly proud,


We say it all aloud,


Women and men both allowed,


Both of which need to be largely endowed…


 


Of our privates we speak with fervor,


They are all quite the observer,


If we were in the Navy they could be great preservers of life,


Wrapped around twice or so, they could float with only a fork & knife…


 


Be all you can be,


The motto of today’s army,


We only take the best,


The biggest, the most sizeable, you see,


We never take anyone who could be called an itsy-bitsy wee…


                © ed ~ 5/23/05


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 Reviews of "Be all you can be"
Reviewed on May 24, 2005
Ed,

Laffin to o hard to review--you are a mess, dear friend, a pure t mess

(((HUGS))) and love, Kalra. :)

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on May 24, 2005
Size does not matter to me as most men exaggerate about it, and it is what they do with it. Interesting spin on this.

Reviewed on May 24, 2005
...and who says size doesn't count?

Sandie Angel a.k.a. Sandie May Angel ;o)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 24, 2005
Oh you and your mind bogging pictures...this picture cand NOT be read with an innocent mind...lol!!

Love TY-inka

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on May 24, 2005
These privates take corporal punishment in a major way on general principles.

Reviewed on May 24, 2005
Very funny Ed!

Reindeer

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 23, 2005
hahaha Ed you are the limit!;-)

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on May 23, 2005
very humorous analogy, Ed ... a lighthearted memorial day excursion into your privates ;)


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