Story of Ed...Sung to the song of the Beverly Hillbillies (LOOSELY) (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Story of Ed...Sung to the song of the Beverly Hillbillies (LOOSELY)
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Sing this LOOSELY to the song from the Beverly Hillbillies show...

Story of Ed… Come and listen to my story, Of a man named Ed, A poor delivery driver & poet of the variety dead, One day he was out shoppin’ for some tasty dog food, Met himself a hot chick and they both of each other screwed… …Toil they did, had some gold, vacationed in Tennessee… Well the first thing you know old Ed and Rene did declare, Their love for each other and moved to Wildwood & beaches so fair, Moved they did to the shore to see what they could see, So they loaded up her truck and moved down next to Beverly… …doggy stools, groovy bars… So now its time to say farewell to Ed & Rufuz and Rene, They would like to thank you readers for kindly stoppin’, You are all invited back anytime to this reality, To share with them their abnormal mentality… © ed ~ 5/28/05

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on June 3, 2005

LOL--couldn't sing for the laughter--o, thank you for this one...needed it today.

You're a hoot and a holler. Meaning: you're the aces :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on May 29, 2005

Laugh? Are you kidding, I could barely sing and I was singing aloud... woke the birds, did I (as you would say hehe).

"Met himself a hot chick and they both of each other screwed…"

That line tops even your most potent signature lines, even Yoda would be impressed! I'm keeping this one... I love to sing... just love it! (Are you sure that head lump is supposed to 'mess up' your writing? I don't see that at all). katy xox

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on May 28, 2005

Cute song of a fun romance :-)..............Everytime I see this Photo I think of an actor that plays a ranger.......always saving people. Hubba hubba! I remember reading that he does most of his kung ful type stunts himself........but gee with age I cannot remember his name.......but I never forget a cowboy with his hat!

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Glad to see RUFUZ getting top billing!
while you're where you belong hillbiliy
one who is always ready and willing
to write poetry thats fun and silly

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Lovely song Ed!!

Your a rock star now tooo.....RUFUZ.....howling??

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

SURE Kostro, make a poem better than the original as a review...lol, Ed

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

too funny; hummed the melody, and it works perfectly! terrific write, ed! LOL well done!! BRAVO!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

y'all come back now, y'hear?? :)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

I'm glad I listened to this story 'bout a man named Ed,
A New Jersey native who always kept his doggie fed,
Then one day while he was out shoppin for Rufuz's food,
Up popped the Jersey Devil - who really scared this dude!