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Bosses
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Bosses…


 


Hate to snitch,


But a boss can sometimes be a bitch,


Maybe it would be better if the boss were a female,


To call the pain in the butt an ever lovin’ witch…


 


How many hours do they make you work?


How many times have you thought of them as a jerk?


If you do a job such as a clerk,


You’re sure to find the boss around your cubicle doing the lurk…


 


No matter the money you are paid,


No matter the times you get laid,


No matter the amount of times you prayed,


Better to put in the boss’s drawers a grenade…


       © ed ~ 6/11/05


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Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on June 12, 2005
Hay! Boss can I get you some coffee?
Try that once in a while
and your chops, they won't break
for a while
something old, been around millions of years
called brown nosing ......LOL

William ....Peace Brother

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on June 12, 2005
Yep. Bosses are tyrants . . . uh . . . until that day when you are made a boss . . . then it is different . . . it is the slobs working under you that are the dregs of humanity then.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 12, 2005
Better to put in the boss’s drawers a grenade…

Funny you should say that; that was my plan on my last trip to D.C., after I looked just like that awesome picture above - luckily, I called my lovely wife first, and she told me to retire instead. So instead of tossing a grenade in his drawers, I gave him a finger in the face - and retired!


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