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When I die I want to come back as a Bicycle Seat
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When I Die I Want to come back as a Bicycle Seat…


 


Oh yeah, a bicycle seat would be very neat,


These young ladies sitting on my face,


All the time working up a sweat during the race,


They may even to sit on me, compete…J


 


Would I be a banana seat so curved?


Or would I opt to be a regular old one?


Either way I would want to be comfy & preserved,


For these young ladies only the best is deserved…


 


I would also get to see the country,


Albeit I would have to wait till we stop,


But better to map the rider hairy crop,


Oh and did I say my tongue has to be part of the seat, atop…


       © ed ~ 6/12/05


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Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on June 12, 2005
Those girls turned up to do a queen video, not realising the had to go naked for the single fat bottom girls.

Well I've heard worse, IE. Prince charles wanting to be a tampon. HAH and Camilla's at that..(vomits)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 12, 2005
HO HO! You are truly a Mad Man, my friend.

And now, I may never ride my bike again!!!

Reviewed by Sandra Mushi
Reviewed on June 12, 2005
Lolololol ... and what if it's a young man on the bicycle seat?!

God bless, Ed.

Sandie.

Reviewed by Robin Spicer
Reviewed on June 12, 2005
hehe. Very clever.

To be honest, i don't want to die, Just want a whole body transplant into something 40 years younger. That way i can pretend to be the bicycle.

Reviewed by F William Broome
Reviewed on June 12, 2005
If you have to run for office to win a "Seat," like that, here's my hat in the ring! This is baaaaaaaad, and good. - Bill

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on June 12, 2005
LOL you covered the subject so well. Nothing like giving the girls what they crave for.


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