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In the beginning there was only man...
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In the beginning there was only man…


 


Dearest God, why hast thou forsaken me?


Leaving me here on this barren land,


Without clothing or gloves to cover my hands,


As well with such a small penis,


Not even does it grow very big when it expands…


 


And what’s this little piece of skin at its end?


What type of joke did you do with that?


I must pull it back just to pee,


And for the sheep before they do get stuck, see…?


 


Will you be giving me a larger creature?


One I can be for a teacher,


Will it learn to lie on its back?


While I climb on and give it what I lack,


Will it learn to take commands?


Will it just in any way understand?


 


Dearest Man, I DOUBT IT…!


        © ed ~ 6/12/05


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 Reviews of "In the beginning there was only man..."
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 16, 2005
Hehehehehehehe...you got your answer....right???

Oh boy!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on June 13, 2005
I've heard some do tricks... but it costs! Ha! You, Eddie M, apparently can write with yours. Will wonders never cease. Sigh... katy xox

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 13, 2005
I didn't know you grew up on a farm, and Jewish to boot! Now, that's a rare combination? ;-)

Ron


Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on June 12, 2005
LOL This is rich!

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on June 12, 2005
I'd be sheepish if I'd written this :)

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on June 12, 2005
And then there was Woman
What Now?
"Coming sweetie", yes dear, OK, Ect, Ect, Ect.

William .....Peace Brother

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on June 12, 2005
Small? small? I thought it looked rather large!!!!

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on June 12, 2005
Lol... Love the ending.

Reviewed by Londis Carpenter
Reviewed on June 12, 2005
and Adam and his ewe lived happily ever after


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