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Only 3 dog biscuits...? by Rufuz
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Can't be a virgin forever now can I...?


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Only 3 dog biscuits…? by Rufuz


 


I got them saved,


Buried them myself,


Under the house where we live,


For this bitch I would gladly them part & give…


 


But is she worth all three?


For that you don’t need a degree,


She is one hot mama as you can see,


Oh what the heck, she comes with a guarantee…


 


But what will daddy say,


If I spend my savings,


I was supposed to keep for a rainy day,


Hey, they are my biscuits, he has his own,


Just once in my life let me do what I want,


As for the most part I am mostly grown…


          © RUFUZ ~ 6.12.2005


 


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 Reviews of "Only 3 dog biscuits...? by Rufuz"
Reviewed on June 18, 2005
Rufuz!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Whatta write--you the man...er, dog LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Auntie Karla. :)

Reviewed on June 16, 2005
arf! arf!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 16, 2005
Biscuitious write Rufie that boggggggs the mind...naughty dog!!

Love Auntie Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 13, 2005
Pray for rain, Rufuz - then tell your Dad you were just following his instructions!

PS So your Dad buries dog biscuits, too?!!

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on June 13, 2005
woof!

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on June 12, 2005
Three? Now I know why my ex had so many biscuits...

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on June 12, 2005
Do her on a rainy day...


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