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My Dog and I, Alike in Most Ways
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I give you this picture of him instead of me as it may create nightmares or be called porn if I gave you the same picture of me...


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My Dog and I, Alike in Most Ways…

 

My nose is big,

But Rufuz’ is a bit bigger,

My long hair I did shed,

Rufuz still has his attached to his head,

Neither of us likes to walk on a leash,

When he does he gets the long one,

Rene though has me on a very short one…

 

We both love to play,

And make others happy,

In the grass we both do lay,

And in the snow we don’t need a sleigh…

 

He loves to frolic in the sea,

As do I as long as the beach is free,

He chases a ball while I do as well,

He will eat anything just like his dad,

Who kinda likes the candy Spree…

 

He burps after meals,

I do as well especially after eels,

Rufuz and I both have high ideals,

Too bad our IQ’s are not as high,

Our test results are numbers we both conceal…

          © ed ~ 6/14/05

 
 


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 Reviews of "My Dog and I, Alike in Most Ways"
Reviewed on June 18, 2005
Ed,

I agree with Karne, laffin too hared to properly review--but awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, what a pic

Good boy

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed on June 16, 2005
laffin' too hard to review....

but i will say this...AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! :D

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 16, 2005
Hehehehehe...a very fine insightful read....dang RUFUZ you are a STUD!!

Love Auntie Tinky

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on June 14, 2005
Soooooooo... your I.Q. is on the Q.T. eh? There's no need to divulge those numbers, Eddie M... your mind glows when you compose. I found this playfully expressed and warmly delivered. Two peas in a pod, though neither of you would fit, would you? Sigh... This is a doozy, my dear. (smile) katy xox

Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)
Reviewed on June 14, 2005
I've always believed that guys are like dogs. Personally, I'm free to a good home...

Bob H

Reviewed on June 14, 2005
Interesting write, Ed! Yes, I do think that many pets looks like their owners. Sometime ago, there was even a pet and owner look-alike contest.

I don't know if my cat Pride and I look alike, but we are very close. He is 15 months old, but is going on 19 lbs. already. A cat of the larger specy, I suppose; but hear this, he is like a big baby, he wants to be help by both hubby and I all the times, and worse yet, he will not wean himself from having me to hand-feed him his meals. He eats hard food only, but won't take it from his bowl, I have to put the hard food in my hand to feed him and he eats them off the palm of my hand. I've tried so many times to wean him off my hand, but I could only lead him to his bowl...then he just sits there in front of his bowl and looks up at me ane expects me to feed him. What a riot this big baby is!!!!!

Sandie Angel a.k.a. Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on June 14, 2005
Yep. My pooch (Nipper) are exactly alike. Well, excpet when he starts to vleaning his privates. Darn it, I can't DO that!

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on June 13, 2005
ED
Is that rufuz side of the bed?
Or are you the one on a floor blanket?
Well at least he looks very happy
you must be doing something right,
not many owners are as proud
of their pet as you
Rufuz sure is lucky.

William .....Peace Brother

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on June 13, 2005
I'm sure Rufuz has a high IQ. So high he'll run off to Ed K...

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on June 13, 2005
Hey There RUFUZ, do you think that ED, could stop being so worried about himself and show us a decent picture hehe.
IF your IQ's are down, then how come you look so switched on Rufuz, cant be that bad, you look pretty good to me.

Woof
(PS how can I get Duchess to stop scratching with excema?
They say it's the grass, should I rip it up?
Love Ch'erie


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