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Ode to Odoriferous
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Another one that stinks...

Ode to Odoriferous…


 


Smelly & stinky,


Is anything of an odiferous nature,


Feet can be so pinky,


Crotch odor so kinky…


 


Deodorant made for under the arms,


Probably not used when working farms,


When in use the wearer has more charms,


Cologne too does cover up that which alarms…


 


With “odoriferousness” we don’t mean to offend,


Just a natural scent when our sweat does blend,


It can though I am afraid, to even our best friend,


Send them packing, keeping others on the defend…


            © ed ~ 6/16/05


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 Reviews of "Ode to Odoriferous"
Reviewed by Edward Lupinacci
Reviewed on June 16, 2005
This poem really stinks LOL
Thank you for the laugh I will be thinking about this one all day
and who Nose I may read it again
to see if I can make scents of it

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 16, 2005
Yip a true Edity gem!!

A true Stinky!!

Love TTTTTTTTTinky!!

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on June 16, 2005
One person's cologne is another's renifleurism.

Reviewed on June 16, 2005
this one really stinks....but this is a good write! well done! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on June 16, 2005
Natural odor's are just what they are :-) Fun write.


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