Size Matters…

Now they are growing the same size as me,

Right on the vine, from the picture you can see,

Girth is the way to go the ladies do say,

When on their back they do in their beds lay…

Okay so I am not “that” big,

Would need more than one to cover with leaves from a fig,

But just imagine the smiles it would bring,

After whipping it out just after having a few swigs,

Okay, okay so just call me as usual a pig…

Oink, oink, I would not be the one to squeal,

When at its full girth it feels as though it’s made of steel,

Oh come on, I know you think this is quite unreal,

I guess to a point I do as well, this dream is quite surreal…

            © ed ~ 6/18/05