Way Too Fat…

I swallowed a beach ball,
Or so my gut does resemble,
As far as my butt,
I wish I could start over and it disassemble,
I cannot see my shoes anymore,
Thankfully there are mirrors,
Otherwise I would believe I no longer have balls…

My weight up since this job I started,
Making more money was good but from starvation I departed,
I eat more than I need; I know this for a fact,
Too lose this weight; with the devil I would make a pact…

I am a large guy, that’s a given,
My job is sitting all day & by myself being driven,
I do get “some” exercise, but only in short spurts,
Walking from the car to where I pick up specimens,
I am of late up to wearing triple “X” shirts…

I have walked off some weight in the past,
But my exercise program did not, obviously, last,
I keep wanting to do it, but never get started,
Guess with regards this problem I am mostly fainthearted… 
© ed ~ 6/28/05
Bob H
Sorry can't find this funny today.......recently had to witness an overweight woman in a physical and emotional abusive situation and when I told her she shouldn't let them do that to her that she was worth a lot more then that, she replied, "Apparently not." The pain was awful.
FAT IS WHERE IT'S AT!!!!!!!!! C'mere, big boy, and give me a hug. :) I love big guys, they're teddy bears. :)
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)
And I ain't exactly svelt myself. :)
maybe I should stay away from the ring dings before it
starts to creep up on me....
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D
i'd much rather be chunky than look like an anorexic beanpole! and nobody is going to deny me my food! i know when to stop eating!
Love TinkyDoubleTrouble To Lose Weight...got the munchies already after reading you!!
Love Tinka
Best of luck and God bless,
Sandie.