It’s a doggy thing…by Rufuz

I ain’t got no balls,

On the floor when cut off they did fall,

I am jealous of others males with theirs,

So I do fight with them, as it doesn’t seem fair…

I mean I don’t want to other dogs hurt,

But when they sniff at me they think I should wear a skirt,

That gets me seeing red and there I do bite them,

It doesn’t mean I am any kind of a crazy doggy pervert…

I get along with other puppies that are as well “fixed,”

Or so my daddy does call me when he explains my bloodline is mixed,

He does not want me to fight and get harmed,

He really does try to keep me just as I am,

In a life that is altogether quite charmed…

          © Rufuz ~ 6.30.2005