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Puppies shouldn't smoke...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Puppies shouldn’t smoke…


 


Rolled it myself, though lighting it is hard,


My first addiction was that of the drink,


Then I found I could not stop playing the card,


This is the hardest though so far,


Maybe I should just go back to drinking, cards and the bar…J


 


They say my growth will stunt,


Sometimes though I just like a good blunt,


When stretching to light this thing I grunt,


So what if I am always called a runt…?


 


The surgeon general does state,


Smoking and everything fun does not rate,


I will smoke till I go to St. Peters gates,


I like it that much, it helps me to keep off the weight…J


            © ed ~ 6/30/05


 


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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on July 2, 2005
If you let Ruffie hang out with this dude, he won't be a virgin much longer, I suppose.

Of course, I've been known to tip a few and, god help me, I do smoke cigs, so you probably won't let him be my pal, either, huh? Sigh...

I couldn't resist this title... I'm never sorry when I follow my "Eddie M" antennae... this is truly fun! katy xox

Reviewed by Jennifer Butler (Reader)
Reviewed on July 1, 2005
Hey, when you get there, tell Peter I said, "Hi, and sorry we didn't get you into town that day to find your job." :)

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on June 30, 2005
lol ... for a minute i thought you said yuppies shouldn't smoke ;)


Reviewed by Sandra Mushi
Reviewed on June 30, 2005
Lolololololol, Ed, you have definitely done it again! Lolololol!! My neighbours now are sure I'm a nutty! I'm cracking up here. Lolol! Just laughing too hard!!! Great one ... lol ...

God bless, Ed!

Sandie.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 30, 2005
Oh my Oh my...what next!!

Gonna write you and Rufuz a poem okay!!

Will call it "Pastel Care"...say no more!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on June 30, 2005
ED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You did it again, laffin too hared to reviewq-puppies shouldn't smoke and neitehr should hteir oweners. DANG QUIT, I'm wettin myself here --TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOu, my man, are a nut. And that's good for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thansk for the smiles--and the belly laughs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Kalr.a :) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 30, 2005
Pity any puppy around you ed! Now RUFUZ, he can take care of himself ;-) Hey ruf...woof arf arf woof!;-)

etw

Reviewed on June 30, 2005
lol

*too funny; laffin' too hard to review*

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D LOL

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on June 30, 2005
Like the picture
looks like he is saying "want a toke"?


William .....Peace Brother

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on June 30, 2005
I wish the pups would "Just say, No" to drugs. they are driving up the prices for us old dogs.


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