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Rufuz does all the thinking...one more time!
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Rufuz does all the thinking…one more time!


 


Of this pace I cannot keep,


Through my pores my blood does seep,


Whipped and beaten into submission,


Soon I will need, if he does allow it, a physician…


 


Little does he understand,


He has my life in the “palm of his paw”


I need a break, just for a tasty steak,


Though he does eat the meat,


And all I do get is the bone,


I swear if I could, into the creek he would go,


With around his paws, concrete…


 


Maybe you can ask him for indulgence?


One of you out there can come to my defense,


Please get him to stop being so very intense,


Oh shit, here he comes in from his walk,


Again so I must leave and re-commence…


          © ed ~ 7/3/05


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Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on July 6, 2005
what a whip cracker!

Reviewed on July 6, 2005
Rufuz,

A genius, you are--love the way your doggie mind thinks!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Awwwwww, don't be too hard on Ed--he's trying, but he can't help it--he's human, just like me. :) We're not as smart as we think we are. :)

Reviewed on July 5, 2005
You write this so well.

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 5, 2005
Oh Boy Rufie give dadda Edity a break...turn on those doggie brakes okay!!

A demand from Auntie Tinky!!

Love you Guys goofy "minds"!!

Love Tinka


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