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Daddy is in my Doghouse, by Rufuz
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How does one train a daddy?

Is it true you can't teach old daddies new tricks?


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Daddy is in my Doghouse…by Rufuz


 


I told him what kind of car to buy,


I told him what type and why,


I need windows to stick my head out,


Instead he just did my desires flout…


 


He is like a pup,


He never does listen,


Everything he does botch up,


His parents when they did him christen,


Should have named him screw up…


 


Hey dad, read my snout,


I have tried my best not to shout,


But you try my nerves,


In the future you say you will change,


Of that I must admit I sincerely do doubt…


 


Keep trying I must,


Maybe his brain is just filled with dust,


Maybe those gears are just getting old with rust,


Sometimes I do get so hot, I am afraid I will, quite honestly, combust…!


            © Rufuz ~ 7.11.2005


 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Daddy is in my Doghouse, by Rufuz"
Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on July 11, 2005
what did you do to deserve this ed?

Reviewed by Cynthia Borris
Reviewed on July 11, 2005
Ed,

Are you down to bones and water? Poor, Ed.

Rufuz, parole the guy!

Cynthia

Reviewed on July 11, 2005
Rufuz,

Ed's in trouble AGAIN? Bless his heart, he's trying; cut him a little slack, will you? He's only human. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Auntie Karla in Texas *whew, it's hot here*

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on July 11, 2005
cut him slack! windows are a small thing in the grand scheme of things :)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 11, 2005
Oh Rufuz give him a break he is famous..hey did you read what they said about him and Bob Dylan???

"Ode To Bob Dylan & Ed Matlack by J. Allen Wilson - AuthorsDen "

I bet you just a titsy jealous Hmmmm?

Love Auntie Tinky

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on July 11, 2005
Delightful offering, Ed. Well done. Thank you. Love and peace. Regis

Reviewed on July 11, 2005
fun write, rufuz! thanks for the sharing! well done, o canine friend!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D *ARF!!*

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 11, 2005
Keep trying I must,
Maybe his brain is just filled with dust

Try to you must, oh valiant Rufuz, but I fear training old Dads like yours is a much more difficult task than training dogs. You might need a very powerful suction hose to get all of that darn dust out of his brain - and I know how hard you tried to get him to buy that Explorer!!!



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