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The Pause that Refreshes
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The Pause that Refreshes... The only way to take a leak, Men do of others normally take a peek, Not this big white guy though, If you did, from his claws, you would medical attention seek� We always knew, In the woods was all but untrue , Porta-potti�s they have throughout Nature, They do stand in line to get to this loo� Give them your space in line, And all will be quite fine, Don�t do so and you will find, Yourself as a meal eaten from behind� � ed ~ 7/11/05

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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on July 14, 2005

hee hee

EDDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're a mess--but it feels so damn good! LOL

Thanks for my laugh for the YEAR!

(((HUGS))) and love, Kalra. hee hee

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on July 12, 2005

EDDIE! LOL

*Laffin' too hard to review*

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D LOL LOL LOL LOL

Reviewed by Roger Ochs

Reviewed on July 12, 2005

OK. Now I want to know how he shakes it when he's finished?

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on July 12, 2005

Always use good judgment in aiming,
Otherwise it will all go to waste.

To be totally pissed is not a game
It is an art!

Sandie Angel a.k.a. Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on July 12, 2005

Wow! Are there alot of these 'big white guys' in New Jersey at the truck stops? If there are, I suggest you carry a urinal in your van as you make your deliveries; you don't want to 'piss off' one of these guys!

Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen

Reviewed on July 12, 2005

Yikes!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on July 12, 2005

I will not only pee if I was that man...I think a stinky pooh would be a better option.....lol!!

Love Tinka

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