Flakier than even I... (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Flakier than even I...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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We bid a welcome home to Mr. Kostro, you have been missed...as there was no one to pick on...
Flakier than even I… And here I thought I was the nut case, But one out there is crazier still, Not like it is in anyway a race, But he can keep up for sure with the pace… He just got back from visiting Utah, Each morning he arose with an ahhh, Drives he does his "rusty" old Explorer, To me though it would be mostly a horror… He uses a dog as his companion and co-pilot, In his travels I must admit he stops to smell the violets, When he does get home his wife points to the bathroom, While holding her nose, his odor certainly does not resemble a flower… Asks he does about how much to join our Club Insanity, He is already a charter member, If he knew he would probably speak with all due profanity, Though in his old age he would not for long anyway remember… © ed ~ 7/13/05

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on July 16, 2005

God, EM, you sure do get mushy sometimes! Soooooo the subject is flakes? Hmmmmm... there's you, me, Eddie K, and perhaps 357 or so more, eh? hehe

If I ever merit a tribute such as this, the honor will be mine. (grin) katy xox

Reviewed by Roger Ochs

Reviewed on July 14, 2005

You're only insane when you're poor. Rich folk can afford to be "eccentric".

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson

Reviewed on July 13, 2005

Ed, when I saw this title, I just knew it was going to be about a pie crust, but was pleasantly surprised when I saw it was not pie...but a roast. Good write about the homecoming of Eddie K.

Allen

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Saying that I'm even flakier than you, Ed, is quite a compliment,
Thanks very much for the Welcome Home, and the Flaky Greeting sent;
But I really must tell you about the merits of my Explorer - Ford,
200,000 miles and all she's needed are oil changes - need I say more?

Reviewed by Sue Hess

now boys play nice...can women join the club

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Oh Boy Edity you did it again...well done!!

Love Stinka

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

this is hilarious, ed! LOL you are too much! thanks for the grins! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

LOL cute write!

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Ed what a good friend to tickle little Eddie's fancy like this;-)
Bet Ruf helped you write it!hehehe

Eileen