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Toof Fairwie
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Toof Fairwie…


 


I did have a toof fall out,


But no fairwie came about,


No money under my pillow,


Not even an IOU, what’s that all about?


 


As a wittle boy, my teefies had to be pulled,


No baby teef did fall out; the roots were too deep,


Costed dad a bundle, the dentist did see dollar signs,


Put to sleep with truth serum way back when,


Always wondered how dad found out about the bad stuff I did…?


 


I did some research,


And found out the toof fairwie,


Is now retired in Tennessee,


Living under the alias of Louie,


Said did she or was it he,


No money do I get as I already got a Jeepie,


I would hate to the good name of the fairwie, besmirch, but…


                    © ed ~ 7/15/05


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Reviewed by Sandra Mushi
Reviewed on July 17, 2005
Lok at te bright side Ed, your teeth will fall out again in a few years to come ... lol ... and your dentist won't see the dollar signs. Now as for Louie, last time I heard she/he has already gotten a successor. Lolol. Start counting years, Ed! Lol.

God bless,

Sandie.

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on July 16, 2005
Besmirch away, EM, all those little teeth gone AND involuntary confessions? Harrumph!

Here's one of a bunch of lines I loved in this: "Not even an IOU, what’s that all about?"

This and millions of others' over time are why you are so much fun to read. You don't need 'A Muse' (get it?... sigh... nevermind) grin! katy xox

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on July 15, 2005
LOL Sherry! :-) Makes sense to me.......now Ed perhaps you can get refunds?

Wondeful write.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on July 15, 2005
For some reason, the tooth fairy never once visited me as a kid. Now. She can visit me if she wants but I'm not losing any teeth and she might get more from her visit than she ever intended. Thanks, Sir Ed. Love and peace to you always. Regis

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on July 15, 2005
The Tooth Fairy is still alive and well, but suffering from job cutbacks, budget cuts and inflation. A lost "baby" tooth now pays about a buck or more so the Tooth Fairy runs out of alloted funds about 10 times faster than when we were kids. Here's a tip: Place the tooth under your pillow on the first day of the month so you can be sure there will still be enough in the "tooth fund" to leave something under your pillow.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed on July 15, 2005
Ed,

LOL--toof fairwie. I wonder if he'll leave anything under your pillow after reading this LOL

You, my man, are a hoot and a half. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on July 15, 2005
The toof fairwie's just waiting for the new state quarter to come out. Look under your pillow then.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 15, 2005
lol...that toof fairwie looks like she is doing a grinding job on that toofie!!

Love Tinky

Reviewed on July 15, 2005
funny write, eddie; lol

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on July 15, 2005
poor baby...but you get a second chance, bet your teeth fall out easier when you get old than they did when you were young

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 15, 2005
Oh, boy - I sent some money to Rufuz to put under your pillow, but since he's still mad at you about not getting him that bed, I bet he buried it outside somewhere. Start digging a trench around your motor home, and I bet you find it eventually - it's a fresh crisp one hundred dollar bill. Good Luck, Bro!


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