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How can we live to be old and ripe...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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...humor, again sort of...?

How can we live to be old and ripe…?


 


Is that not a kind of contradiction?


Isn’t it as one does age they just get older?


Getting ripe is only for fruit,


Getting old unfortunately is a human affliction,


I know none of us wish to die,


As we are the same, we have to life an addiction…


 


So when one does get ripe,


Does that not mean they smell like tripe,


To the gods I would if I did die before my time, gripe,


So what is it about old age that brings all this hype…?


 


Just to grow old would be for me enough,


To do so with love from Rene and Rufuz, life wouldn’t be rough,


Live we do till we cannot live anymore,


Then comes the time when we cannot arise from the floor…J


          © ed ~ 7/20/05


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 Reviews of "How can we live to be old and ripe...?"
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on July 20, 2005
we never die, just move home

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on July 20, 2005
"Old and ripe." A new definition. Remember folks, you heard it here first.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 20, 2005
Nicely written ....only the good die young anyways...so you and I still have a loooooong way to go..lol!!

Love Stinky

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on July 19, 2005
This is Good Ed. I really enjoy reading this side of you.

Allen


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