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Flaky Lady...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I love her to death, but boy she can be so thick sometimes...LOL

Flaky Lady…


 


She is for the most part lost,


Blonde she is at no cost,


She does not need to color,


No gray has she got, but her brains out she must’ve tossed…J


 


Got no clue, this flaky lady,


Chose me as her loving baby,


Shows she ain’t got no smarts,


Where do you suppose her brain is lying in parts…?


 


Still she does love me,


This I can see,


Though to understand I must my mind set free,


Cannot use my intellect,


For the most part it is anyway full of debris…J


 


To be honest though I cannot to MY brain find the key…!


          © ed ~ 7/22/05 


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 Reviews of "Flaky Lady..."
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on July 8, 2008
She loves you and is the best friend you have besides Rufuz. But if you had to write about her like this, glad it was not too insulting.

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on July 23, 2005
Oh, Yoda, Yoda, Yoda... how you rhyme and rhythm your way to ever-recurring delightful reads... but I'm used to you and your backward stuff... it just wouldn't be you without them!

It's the smash-in-the-face, self-effacing hogwash that I MUST take issue with. You are loved, dear heart, because you are loveable! Get it? There, now... I'm done now. (grin) katy xox

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on July 22, 2005
It takes a lotta crust to call a lady flaky.

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on July 22, 2005
no picture of rene? or have you changed ladies :}

Reviewed on July 22, 2005
Love is a gift, be happy.

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 22, 2005
Still she does love me,
This I can see,

And love is a truly wonderful gift, my friend; just enjoy it and don't even try to figure it out - I doubt if any of us can.


Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on July 22, 2005
Ah, don't try to understand . . . Just bask in the glow of love, man.

Reviewed by Sandra Mushi
Reviewed on July 21, 2005
Lololol ... they say love is blind indeed. Nice one, Ed!

God bless,

Sandie.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on July 21, 2005
For every man there's a woman
Just love her the way
she's supposed to be loved

William ........Peace Brother

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 21, 2005
"They" say love is blind....so there you got it...takes no brains to know that!!

Hehehehehe!!

No wonder age is giving my dark hairline a silverlining...tee-hee!!

Nutręse works wonders!!

Love Tinky


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