CLUB PISS & MOAN…

Sorry but we don’t accept those that groan,

Only those that can piss & moan,

One at a time is acceptable,

But better is that both can be accomplished together,

This must be done with others around, never alone…

If you prefer, we can call it Bitch & Moan,

Or reverse it to become moan and bitch,

Either way we are happy to accommodate,

If you care to go either way, we don’t care which…

There are no annual dues, at least at this point,

Better to do so when smoking a big joint,

More stress and anxiety is relieved,

Our meetings will be held someplace that won’t disappoint…

You can apply over the net,

Or through snail-mail, whichever you get,

Once you have applied you are totally set,

Just do what you feel, get it all out,

Club Piss & Moan for your feelings and frustrations is your permanent outlet…

       © ed ~ 7/24/05