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Permeating the Porous Pores
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Humor? Maybe...Weird? Always...

Permeating the Porous Pores…


 


The heat horrendous,


The air conditioning working overtime,


My electric bill soaring,


It makes for good reading, never boring…


 


Suck it in if you can,


Or carry with you a portable fan,


Better yet go to the beach and lie in the cooling sands,


And with ocean water splash yourself with both hands…


 


The ocean may not be exactly clean,


Carnivorous fish do there also reside,


If there you go to cool your personal scene,


Be sure not to release yourself into the water,


Or it might be certain you will become meat for one of these hungry fish so mean…


          © ed ~ 7/26/05


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 Reviews of "Permeating the Porous Pores"
Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
Reviewed on July 27, 2005
Great poem, Ed

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on July 27, 2005
If your lucky the fishy might kiss you instead :-) We are seeing sun in our forecast again.....perhaps we are slowly making a trade?

Reviewed by Sandra Mushi
Reviewed on July 27, 2005
Haaaa haaaaaa haaaaa!! Ooh Gawd Ed, I have got a terrible sore throat! It hurts when I laugh .... lololol ... if I'm worse tomorrow I'll caome after Jerry and you for making me laugh so loud ... lololol ... groooan ...

God bless, Ed!

Sandie.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 27, 2005
Yip no pooping in the sea.... you will get some serious trouble for sure....something fishy might bite!!

Love Tinky

Reviewed on July 27, 2005
Very cute Ed, there is always the swimming pool!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 27, 2005
Be sure not to release yourself into the water,

Be Very Sure - Please don't pee or poop in the ocean, or release any other bodily fluids either!


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