AuthorsDen.com   Join | Login    
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    BOOKS    SAMPLE CHAPTERS    AUDIOBOOKS    eBOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    VIDEOS    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Margaret Mullings, iLisa DAnnolfo Levey, iRoger Vizi, iFERIAL Haque, iDavid Arthur Walters, iJames Hill, iBob mitchley #shock stories, iLisa Loucks Christenson, iJudith Bailey, iRachel Glasgow, i

  Home > Humor > Poetry        Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry        Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z     

Ed Matlack

 Follow Me  

· Contact Me
· Poetry
· Stories
· Blog
· Messages
· 6,048 Titles
· 45,923 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Aug, 2003

Ed Matlack, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.



Driving Shorties, etc
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
   Rated "G" by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Follow   Share on Facebook

Written while driving, ain't easy...;)

Driving Shorties, etc…


 


At 5am in the morning…


 


Funny how at 5am in the morning I find my muse,


I awaken without writers block, during dreaming I did lose,


Slept only three hours, and awoke with answers to all the clues,


Ask me what you want to know, I feel like the guru on the hill,


I have an answer to everything, but do so right now before I take a pill…


 


Pontificate…


 


Dogmatic I may be,


Pompous others may see,


What the hell does anyone else know,


About principles that I have allowed to grow,


If you don’t like it you can just kiss my butt while it shakes to and fro…


 


Clairvoyance…


 


Do I believe?


Do you care to perceive,


Does it work well enough to relieve,


If I knew any of this I would be clairvoyant,


Better I should be just as ever flamboyant,


With my built in spare tire, I am quite, in the water, buoyant…


          © ed ~ 7/28/05


 


Want to review or comment on this poem?


Need a FREE Reader Membership?


 Reviews of "Driving Shorties, etc"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on July 30, 2005
Well expressed and shared, Ed. Thank you. Live in love and peace. Regis

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 29, 2005
You are penning very interesting shorties while driving....dangerous move I say!!

But thanks for sharing....now keep your eyes on the road!!

Love

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on July 29, 2005
"shorties" Sigh, Jaysus, Eddie M, I thought you were writing about me again. (grin)

To paraphrase Sally Field, 'I like this one, I really like this one.'

I must say, you are your own worst critic, as we all are... 5 a.m. is, indeed, good to you, muse-wise... but I think every hour of the day favors your pen. There you are. katy xox

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on July 29, 2005
That old Muse, she's a bitch, huh?

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 29, 2005
Slept only three hours, and awoke with answers to all the clues,

Wow, I'm impressed. Maybe I'll only sleep two hours tonight, I really need some clues.

And I wish I could write while driving; I only seem to be able to drive, drink coffee, smoke a cigarette, and talk on my cell phone at the same time, now I'll have to add writing and see what happens.

Reviewed by Zenith Elliott
Reviewed on July 29, 2005
No, driving and writing ain't easy...but I've done it too...lol nicely done, Ed! ~Z~


New Poetry by Ed Matlack
Popular Poetry (Humor)
  1.  If I Could Be A Super Hero
  2.  Little Folk, Cousins Make A Pit Stop
  3.  Fried Chicken
  4.  Like Ducks in Paper Trousers
  5.  An Adventurous Reinterpretation of Mid
  6.  Milkman's letter
  7.  Laughing As I Flee...
  8.  Amazing Grapes
  9.  Newfangled Things
  10.  A Salt and Batter
  11.  A Writer Named Ron
  12.  Ode to Spamophobia
  13.  Porky Pig And Daffy Duck
  14.  My First Heart Attack
  15.  The Last Second
  16.  Bawdy Stories And A Game Of Bridge
  17.  Houston Greats
  18.  Hound Dog
  19.  AThree Year Old
  20.  Burst Forth
Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces by Jay Dubya

Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces is adult literature that satirizes famous children's stories, fables and fairy tales. The work is Jay Dubya's twenty-first e-book available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble Nook.  
Member BookAds

The Demon of the Shadows by Ronald Scala

A historical horror tale of demonic possession and heroic courage  
Member BookAds

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part II by Jay Dubya

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part II is adult literature featuring adult language and situations that satirizes thirteen famous novellas and short stories. It is Jay Dubya's sixteenth ebook.  
Member BookAds