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Color me FUNNY
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Philosophical humor...?

Color me FUNNY…


 


What color do you find funny?


Is it of the sun when it is sunny?


A bright yellow ball in the sky,


Or the moon when it is full,


Is that off-white or what…?


 


Hopefully though, no matter the shade,


I of humor do or did not evade,


Writing of the esoteric I am not afraid,


Poop & pee when all else fails I put forth on parade…


 


Sitting here trying to make this funny,


Ain’t as always got much of a clue, honey,


Never thought did I when starting to write,


My brains bulb would light so bright…


 


Thought I would of Nature pontificate,


Though I find myself a humorist, that is my fate,


I try not to write too much of being overweight,


Though that is what I am and we write where we come from,


I will forever write in this manner, trying to show humor,


Till the day I do die perhaps from an all-encompassing humor-tumor…


          © ed ~ 8/4/05


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 Reviews of "Color me FUNNY"
Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on August 4, 2005
May you write for a long time to come. I love it when you get me smiling :-)

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on August 4, 2005
I see no-one has volunteered to colour your funny. Thought Krazy Kostro would have..

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 4, 2005
Think pink thazzzz funny!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on August 4, 2005
Boggles the mind, my man, boggles the mind.

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on August 4, 2005
yeah, writing humour is a depressing
joyless job o' work

writing of death, doom and
destructionm OTH
can be at the veryy least
a source joyous relief

goo write

john+







Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 4, 2005
I guess if you have to go with a tumor it might as well have humor!
Okay now Ruffie, time to give your dad some extra lovin, he's suffering from birthday let down ;-)

Love
Eileen

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on August 4, 2005
i always count on a smile from your writing ed, no matter what color it is

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 4, 2005
I find all colors funny, Ed, especially the poop & pee when all else fails that you put forth on parade…

And what a truly marvelously humorous parade it has often been, my friend - March, and Write, On!

(Don't forget the other stuff, too - don't want your writing to get stuffed up!)


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