The mating habits of a slug…

Know nothing do I of this subject,

So I speak on it with a constant shrug,

Have no friends that I can honestly say are slugs,

Though I did watch two today that must have been on drugs…

First they did attach to each other,

Their little antennae quivering and twitching,

Then to my amazement they become one long slug,

One could not tell where the one started nor the other did end…

Did they actually make babies?

Or were they just enjoying foreplay?

What does cause this small slimy creature to get horny?

Yeah I know, I know, this whole story is just a bit corny…J

          © ed~ 8/5/05