My computer is having a cow (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

My computer is having a cow
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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My computer is having a cow… Mooing is what she is doing, I wanted to put an extra “O” in doing, But the damn spell checker would not allow it, At least it let me write the word mooing, With my computer I swear I am wooing… Did ya ever notice you and your computer seem to be having an affair? This is not what I started to type about at first, though now it seems fair, It certainly does seem that day by day my computer, Is possibly becoming more and more self-aware… Why MUST I put a dash betwixt those last two words? Why MUST I spell betwixt with a “t” at the end? I does spell it like I hear it, I have been speaking the language, Longer than this damn computer has been spell checking, Sometimes I just wish this computer would up and go to “hecking”… © ed ~ 8/5/05

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on August 6, 2005

Computers can drive you nuts.....oh I see its working......must deliver more........

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Edward M... it's alllllllll about that last line. That's when I fell down, laughing. Up 'til then, I was doing my routine giggling, thanks to you and your be-bop mind/poetry.

Doooooooooooooo... Mooooooooooooooo... Booooooooooo... tell the computer who's boss! I just did. (grin) You have a mind that simply tickles, bends, massages and quite honestly, blows one's dress up. (Jaysus, where'd that come from? sigh) giggle... katy xox

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson

Reviewed on August 5, 2005

Moooo...Ed, thought you were using a gateway

Allen

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Oh Yes I agree...my PC and I are lovers...we love to talk alot and fail alot...but never got to the stage of &^%$# alot.....lol!!

So I guess no name guessing yet!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Sue Hess

i have a more platonic relationship with mine, otherwise we would have split up by now...i wouldn't take the bullying from a man that i take from my pc

Reviewed by Sandra Mushi

At least yours is having a cow! Lol. Mine is snoozing! Tried everything, it wouldn't even stretch a muscle!! Grrrr! I have had to check my mails etc from work - where my schedule is so tight! Grrrrr!

God bless, Ed!

Sandie.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Did ya ever notice you and your computer seem to be having an affair?

My computer and I are just good friends - but to each his own! And please keep those blinds and shades on your motor home drawn tight, pal!