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First class delivery
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I admit it, sometimes I can be SOOOOO WEIRD...


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First class delivery…


 


Delivered she was by first class,


Oh come on now, you know me, I am never crass,


Okay, so maybe I might indulge now and then in grass,


It is better smoking that than trying to pipe a bass…


 


Stamp on her head,


The size of a loaf of bread,


Can’t from her make penicillin,


She did come pre-packaged,


With head phones listening to Bob Dylan…


 


Corked she was & just in case a diaper,


A long trip from the birth canal,


Not sure if that is near the Panama one,


Before removal of the packaging cork,


Make sure you are not considered the wiper…


          © ed ~ 8/6/05


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 Reviews of "First class delivery"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 7, 2005
Hehehehehe...Oh you "stinkerpoet" you did it again!!

Seems like somebody is broody today!!

Love Tinky :)

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on August 6, 2005
precious child

Peace Brother

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on August 6, 2005
This is adorable! You find very interesting pictures and bring them to life with your words.


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