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Pointing out the obvious
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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sort of...

Pointing out the obvious…


 


Is that what women are for?


Do they have to let us know the score?


Before the game is over, oh gee, hon, tell me more,


Think this poem will lead me to a war…?


 


Yes dear, I know I am being wrong,


Yes, I have in the past sung the same song,


But let me do it, let me find out for myself,


Before I store my pride back on the shelf…


 


Why can I not just make a mistake?


I know eating before going to bed a steak,


Is wrong, my stomach will balk,


In my sleep I will take a stroll,


All the time while doing so I will talk…


 


Okay so I will be sick,


It is after all, my body,


Who is the one being stubborn here?


I am the one who does to problems always admit…


 


Oh for cryin’ out loud, goodnight already…J


            © ed ~ 8/5/05


           


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Pointing out the obvious"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 8, 2005
Well written...Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on August 8, 2005
If a man makes an error and there is no woman to see it, is it still an error?

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on August 7, 2005
Ed, in truth, women have this maternal need all their lives, and though we are the men in their lives, they still by the simple fact that they are women, have this natural ability to see when we are about to do something that we should not and their motherly instinct takes over...just know that when they do this...you are truly loved, for if they didn't care, well....

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on August 7, 2005
A refrain all of us guys have had to deal with through time immortal, Ed. These women of ours. They just keep trying to make improvements on us. They never quite understand that you cannot improve on perfection fer crying out loud. Jeez!


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