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A taste for blood
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I have NO idea where this came from, though blood from 1954 ain't bad...

A taste for blood…


 


Tastes better when hard,


Best watch out for this bard,


He sucks up his own blood,


Eating it like candy,


Finds he does like it, being quite dandy…


 


Streams from a wound,


Down the leg in a flow,


The more pumps out the more the flow does grow,


More for him to snack on of himself,


Just think of the flow if off he did lose his big toe…


 


Has to does he await for the clotting,


Till then he can with paper do blotting,


Unusual this poem may be, is realized,


Better to eat the blood before it starts rotting…


          © ed ~ 8/9/05


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 Reviews of "A taste for blood"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 10, 2005
Have you taken the wrong medication???

Yukky!! Bloody hell this is gross...even for you....grrrrr!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on August 10, 2005
Vampiric autoeroticism.

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on August 9, 2005
Ed, you have just taken self sufficiency to a new level.

Reviewed by Alexandre Arnau
Reviewed on August 9, 2005
you need to get out more often. like right now. go.


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