Snacking on Nails…

If it ain’t my finger nails,

And out of season are the snails,

Sometimes I even look at Ruffies tail,

Instead there are always tasty little toenails…

If kept clean with water and soap,

Some do want to kiss them like they do the pope,

Not disease ridden are they, at least so they hope,

Sometimes to make them snack, I have to them tie up with rope…

Dipped in vinegar and oil,

They may taste a bit like aluminum foil,

Gotta get the big toe first,

That can be eaten raw, the others you can, after removal, boil…

          © ed ~ 8/15/05